Diary of a Fantasy Baseball Loser
I’ve been moving upward in my fantasy baseball league, and though I’ve long stopped entertaining the possibility of winning, a cool sixth-place finish is not far from the realm of possibility.
Look who’s climbing up through the ranks of Fantasy Baseball. That’s right, this guy.
I’ve been stuck at the bottom of my fantasy baseball league all season long. I’m used to getting laughed at.
Playing fantasy baseball catch-up is exhausting. It’s all I’ve been doing for the past few weeks.
My fantasy baseball team is in dead last and rapidly showing zero signs of improvement.
The fantasy season just started and I’m already in last place. Did I secretly become the Mets?
Baseball season is upon us, which means it’s time to suck at fantasy baseball.