If you’re completely stumped and you can’t decide what to go as for Halloween this year… Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with these tailgating-inspired Halloween costumes.
1. For example you could go as your Favorite Sandwich.
You know, in case you get hungry at the party.
2. Or how about a Human Coaster?
You know how handy it would be having you around?
3. Captain Beer Goggles never disappoints…
You’ll be wearing them by the end of the night anyway!
4. Or go as everyone’s favorite siblings… The Mario Brothers!
You remember them… Mario, Luigi and Drunky.
5. Hey, who doesn’t love Ralph Macchio?
Put the candy in a body bag, Johnny!
6. You can go as Creepy Pinocchio…
I wouldn’t trust anything that this guy says!
7. For all you American Horror Story fans, you can go as Bearded Ladies…
You know you wanna hit the town with the guys, as girls!
8. Or go as Pocahontas…
‘Cause you’ve always wanted to be a beautiful princess!
9. How about a Flea-Bitten Old Dog?
They always say, you can’t teach an old dog, new tricks… like showering!
10. How about everyone’s favorite WWE tag team… The Stache Brothers!
They’ll pin ya, and then they’ll shave ya!
11. Or their mortal enemy, the Scandinavian Stache King…
Who currently holds the belt!
12. Or go as a more traditional stache like The Hulkster…
Yes, that’s a yoga mat on his back… Hulk Hogan, Yoga enthusiast!
13. If you only have five minutes to put a costume together, just go as a Garden Gnome…
After all, this costume really says… He gnomes how to party!
14. Or if you have 15 seconds and an electric razor, you can be Rob Gronkowski!
Folks will come for the head-rubbing and stay for the tight end!
15. Hey, the new thing the kids are doing this year is just going as a word…
16. For the ladies, all you need is a pair of color contacts and boom… Medusa!
You’ll be turning guys to stone all night!
17. Or you can go as a Lady Gorilla…
Because you know all guys are just looking for a little monkey business!
18. How about Spikey?
What gal doesn’t want to meet a fella from Beyond Thunderdome!
19. And if you are heading out with a friend, just go as a couple of Horny Pimps!
After all, isn’t that who you truly are?!
20. Or forget Halloween altogether and dress to impress for your next job interview!
Now that guy’s all business!
Bonus: Who me? Oh, I’m just doing what I do every year… going as the sexiest man alive!
Don’t worry ladies, there’s plenty of me to go around!